eɑt pizzɑ, fuck bitches

to win my heart, buy me pizza and complement my personality. ♡

each girl in the 5sos fam is either…

cashtonhemmford:

Ashton girls: All chirpy and happy and laugh at anything.

Calum girls: Full of innuendos and sex jokes that make everyone laugh the most.

Luke girls: Are the cuties and spend alot of time screaming over luke’s new found ‘punk’.

Michael girls: Are the horny ones, lets face it.

Posted 3 hours ago With 6,654 notes

fab-panda:

But just imagine 5sos in china

Chinese person: Ching Chong cha chi
Michael: what is he saying Calum?
—silence—
Calum: I hate you Michael.

Posted 6 days ago With 481 notes

unoriginal-cr3ativity:

"luke is 18 tomorrow"

"luke is almost legal"

"luke is officially an adult tomorrow"

"hemmo1996 is no longer our baby"

x

Posted 6 days ago With 3,408 notes